Recently we have documented the rise of #TeamBeard and their nefarious exploits, but more concerning is the silent threat of #TeamBandana. Where the Bearded ones are characterised by being loud and obnoxious, the Bandana wearers are typically quieter, slightly introverted and always thoughtfully sizing up every situation. They are most happy when the attention is taken away from them (usually by #TeamBeard’s douchebag antics) so they can plan there next devious maneuver.
Their leader is a Mexican, know as Nav, and he is busy recruiting new members daily. He once killed a man in a dispute about a bandana. He takes that shit seriously.
More worrying is the fact that we have found photographic evidence that the reach of #TeamBandana has gotten further than I initially feared…
CrossFit Cardiff WOD:
A: Pull Up Tekkers
50 Thrusters (20kg/15kg)
30 Pull Ups
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