If you won’t sign up to the open because you are worried about the workouts, the scaling, if you can do the movements or lift the weights…sign up for me and the unhealthy amount of time it took me to create that wonderfully amusing Doctor/Patient meme last night.
Not only was I surgically attached to my phone for well over an hour doing it, but I had to download two apps (pay for unlimited speech bubbles on one of them), use 3 different images as well as an online assist.
PLEASE…don’t let my efforts be in vein! Biatches…sign yourselves up…you know you want to!

There is no excuse, do it now before you are uber busy tomorrow with the long awaited Valentines Night!! The one day of the year that you turn to your significant other (or someone that you want to fill that void) and tell them that you love them! Now, I don’t mind the day, not at all, I mean when else do you get to shoot a girl with a nerf gun as she ascends the stairs to your flat, dressed only in sexy underwear…under an overcoat?! Of course that never happened.
But men, don’t fall into the trap! Buy them a gift on any Thursday…be a man!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Complete as many rounds and reps as possible in 13 minutes of:
55 Deadlifts (100/70kg)
55 Wall Balls (20/14lbs)
55 Calorie row
55 Handstand Push Ups

Once you have squeezed out that final rep, get your scores on the whiteboard and get your arses out to the fancy pants restaurants and woo away…