WoD - Friday 1st November, 2019

WoD - Friday 1st November, 2019

Pinch, punch, first of the month…bitches!

Please remember that the box is closed this weekend in order to host a CrossFit Kids course. Lick you're 20.4 wounds and get ready for a complete thrashing next week! 😳😉💪🏼

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

5 - 5 - 5 - 5 - 5*
Front squat
Weighted Pull Up

*same weight across sets

Cheeky little superset to get you nice and pumped ready for Friday night! Really though, only the hardcore morning crew will be tackling this, and that pump will be gone unless they start boozing early!

A handy punch in the back gets you right up there, no worries

A handy punch in the back gets you right up there, no worries

WoD - Thursday 31st October, 2019

WoD - Thursday 31st October, 2019

A bunch of sandbag over the shoulders get ya? Not for the valley commando’s amongst you hey…just like a Saturday night when you’re chucking a sixteen year old, drunken innocent onto your shoulder and popping him lovingly into the back of the minibus?!
No, just me?! 😬

Now then, stop pretending to be looking at this on your phones when you are really googling quiz question answers!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

For time:
Run 1 mile
25 Strict handstand push ups
Run 1 mile
25 Kipping handstand push ups

Simple yet brutally effective. Scores on the board please team…

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WoD - Wednesday 30th October, 2019

WoD - Wednesday 30th October, 2019

A quiet night to sit, reflect and toast to a hero! May he Rest In Peace.

Chad Wilkinson

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CrossFit Cardiff WoD

For 5 rounds, in teams of 3, accumulate as many reps as possible at each station of:

1 minute per station:
1: Toes to bar
2: Calorie row
3: Sandbag over shoulder (50/30kg)

Rest 2 mins

Teams rotate through and accumulate reps as they go. 1 person per station. At the end of the wod there will be 3 separate scores for each movement.

Inventive team names and total rep counts to the white board please my lovelies…

WoD - Tuesday 27th October, 2019

WoD - Tuesday 27th October, 2019

A couple of points for you tonight team, one of which you will be acutely aware of I’m sure…Newport Road is closed in order to make a giant blockbuster film with Mr Wahlberg himself. If you see him, thank him for diverting a capital cities traffic for three days and drag him to the gym so that we can say thank you via the medium of Assault Bike.

Secondly: there will be no technique class this Wednesday. The 19:00 class will be brought forward to 18:30 in order to allow for longer in getting you guys to the quiz on time! The gym will close at 19:30. Faqurie, I know you will be able to make it bro!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Complete as many rounds and reps within 20 minutes of :
20 Wall balls (20/14lbs)
40 Double Unders
2 Rope Climbs

Keep those wall balls wall balls, not face balls, and unbroken! Get those round scores up on the board…

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WoD - Monday 26th October, 2019

WoD - Monday 26th October, 2019

The open has had its hump day, now more than half way through and although you may well think that the worst has been and gone, think again. There is no way that just because thrusters were in the second workout that they won’t be in the last! Who knows what that evil mind has conjured up.
Just because we have already had a repeat, doesn’t mean that there won’t be another! We can only prey.

The only thing that you lot can do in preparation is to smash yourselves thoroughly throughout the week. Rock up for 20.4 smiling, ready to attack whatever lies in your path. Take a knee for a minute afterwards, but only after you have given your judge a fist bump. Feel sorry for yourself for a few seconds, get up and go and cheer for a friend. Shake everyone’s hand and hold your head high, understand that if it was designed to be easy then there would be no seed in its worth.

“The goal is to get fit, make it the best hour of your day, stay safe, turn up the music, high five some people and blow off some steam. So remember that. Relax. Have fun. Workout.”
– Pat Sherwood.

As an added bonus, support some local charities…

Shelter Cymru

Face Cymru

Get amongst it guys, share these links and keep those £££’s coming in.

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

4 rounds, for max reps of:

In 90s - 
20/15 Calorie Assault Bike
Max muscle ups (ring/ring/bar/bar)
Rest 4:30 mins between rounds

Accumulate a lot of different styles of muscle ups and get the total number up on the board…

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WoD - Friday 25th October, 2019

WoD - Friday 25th October, 2019

Nutrition is the foundation of health. Nutrition is the foundation of athletic performance.

Irrelevant of your goal within CrossFit, life, what you put in your mouth will lead to either a positive or negative effect. Despite what someone may look like physically, health may well still be a significant issue. Metabolic derangement can exist regardless of training volume or frequency, skinny but sick! Athletic but sick! Sick and still sick!

Recently I have been lucky enough to meet some very influential people within the nutritional world, those who’s knowledge on the subject is unparalleled and so I will be turning to those experts and asking for help. In various methods, which will all be revealed soon. Keep your eyes posted.

Until then, I will repost these amazing short videos produced by CrossFit HQ. Get them made and share pictures/videos of the results.

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

B: Within a 10 minute window: 
Establish a 1RM Hang power clean 

Rest 5 mins

B: 11.1 With a Twist

Within 10 minutes, complete as many rounds and reps as possible of:
30 Double unders
15 Hang power clean (40/30kg)

Again, if you are able to use a pen, please write your scores up to the whiteboard…


WoD - Thursday 24th October, 2019

WoD - Thursday 24th October, 2019

When will it stop, will it stop? With any luck, before 20.3. The DOMS i’m talking about, obviously. Its ok though, as some folk have done 30 plus rounds and so clearly they are utterly messed up, likely laying up in bed. They definitely weren’t completely unaffected the following day and busting out multiple workouts after doing the bastard thing 2-3 times. Fit pricks!

CrossFit Cardiff Team WoD

In teams of 3 and within 25 minutes, complete as many rounds and reps as possible of:
1 Rope Climb 
5 Bench Press (60/40kg)
10 Calorie Assault Bike

These are “you go, I go rounds”. Therefore, all out sprints…good luck!

Please write total rounds and reps to the whiteboard…

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WoD - Wednesday 23rd October, 2019

WoD - Wednesday 23rd October, 2019

I was actually writing yesterday’s blog having not yet done 20.2, and so had no idea what I was actually talking about…ish!

Guess what, it sucked and…left its mark. Embarrassingly so when attempting to walk a dog in public, the little bugger dragging me off my feet and causing excessive plantar flexion (link) and a strange facial expression. Wuoldn’t it be wonderful if everyone just understood, without even having to say the words twenty point two. They just saw the pain in your face, your uneasy gait and didn’t look twice when you were walking backwards down the stairs.

Instead they ask…”are you ok?” “What have you done?” The next 5 minutes is more awkward than the build up, trying to fine a way to explain what CrossFit is; a double under'; dumbbell thruster and toes to bar.
Forget it. Just respond with…”what are you doing tomorrow night at 5:30?”

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Okay, now pay attention, as I shall say this only once…

With a continuously running clock:
00:00 - 03:00: Max distance handstand walk (5m blocks)
03:00 - 13:00: Set a 2 Rep Max Deadlift

13:00 - 18:00: Rest 

18:00 - 26:00
For this 8 minute period, complete as many rounds and reps as possible of:
1/3 of the distance completed in the handstand walk
8 Deadlift (@50% of above)

E.g. if an athlete completes 12 lengths of the HSW they perform 4 in the AMRAP. If they deadlift 120kg for a double, they do 60 for 8.

If you can figure out what to write up on the whiteboard, go nuts…

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WoD - Tuesday 22nd October, 2019

WoD - Tuesday 22nd October, 2019

Screw you 20.2, that sucked! Weirdly enough. As if after 8 opens, this being my 9th, I should be surprised to learn that the simple triplets programmed by TDC are effective!

Hence the reason why we stick to the very same mantra, because it sucks! Couplets are the same, and in fact even more painful - fewer movements equal less transitions and therefore less rest. That with programmed rest/recovery is a painful recipe. Hence why you were all mullered after today’s little gem!

Onto yet more fun…

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

4 rounds of:
Within 3 mins:
20 Toes To Bar
Remaining time...
Max calorie row

Rest 6 mins between rounds

Please record total calories rowed per round, to the whiteboard…

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WoD  - Monday 21st October, 2019

WoD - Monday 21st October, 2019

20.2 over, back into normal training, at least for five days!

Now in case you didn’t have enough, or maybe to get you ready for next year…thrusters…

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

10 Round of:
For 2 minutes complete as many rounds and reps as possible of:
5 Thrusters (40/30kg)
5 Burpees
2 Minutes rest between rounds

Record a continuous score and get it on the whiteboard…

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WoD - Friday 17th October, 2019

WoD - Friday 17th October, 2019

The last time before the hilarity resumes. The joke this time will all be on us…should Castro program wall balls for 20.2…

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

For four rounds, in a continuous 8 minute timeframe, within a 2 minute window:
Sprint 200m, max rep wall balls

Rest 5 minutes

For four rounds, in a continuous 8 minute timeframe, within a 2 minute window:
Sprint 200m, max rep burpees

Please post total repetitions of both wall balls and burpees to the whiteboard…

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WoD - Thursday 16th October, 2019

WoD - Thursday 16th October, 2019

Told you it hurts!!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

For 4 Sets of increasing load
Back Rack Walking Lunge
Back Squat
Back Rack Walking Lunge
4 - 4 - 4

In one continuous set, perform 4 back rack walking lunges, immediately into 4 back squats followed by back rack walking lunge.

Loads to the whiteboard please team…

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WoD - Wednesday 16th October, 2019

WoD - Wednesday 16th October, 2019

As I randomly lost yesterday’s entire post after writing it, and now have even less time to get my arse into bed, today’s post will be even shorter…

Yesterday likely hurt, tomorrow’s will make you feel like your shoulders are set to fall off. I tested it last week, between Monday’s tabata snatches and 20.1, meaning I did a grand total of 257 power snatches inside of 5 days! Variance bro!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10
Power Snatch (50/35kg)
Ring Muscle Ups

Once you have stopped crying, please write your times to the whiteboard…

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WoD - Tuesday 15th October, 2019

WoD - Tuesday 15th October, 2019

I am truly sorry to say that unfortunately you won’t be treated to the usual hilarious and banterous blog posts for this week, due to me writing them all hopefully, within a 15min window, prior to heading to bed for approximately 3 hours on this Sunday night.
But, by way of an apology, Ash has promised to tell a thigh slappingly funny joke before each class.

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

5 Rounds of:
Double unders
Ab mat sit ups
Thrusters (M/F barbell)
Calorie Rower 
1 Minute rest

In this workout you move from each of four stations after a minute. The clock does not reset or stop between exercises. This is a four-minute round from which a one-minute break is allowed before repeating. On call of "rotate", the athletes must move to next station immediately for best score. One point is given for each rep, except on the rower where each calorie is one point.

Please write total reps performed, per round, to the whiteboard…

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WoD - Monday 14th October, 2019

WoD - Monday 14th October, 2019

What a night Friday was, I’d estimate that around 70 people came through the doors over the course of the evening to attack the first workout programmed in the 2020 season of the CrossFit Games Open, and…it did not disappoint!
Not only was there a huge amount of involvement from you legends throughout the workout, but you proved yet again how f**king cool this place is, so much support for others culminating in one hell of an atmosphere!

You stragglers, get your butts in and get cracking! Donations are always open!

Now you know how it works, get ready and excited for next week. Eyes peeled on the facebook group and for an event! GET STUCK IN!!

CrossFit Cardiff Partner WoD

Within 20 minutes, complete as many rounds and reps as possible of:
10 Calories Assault Bike
10m Kettlebell Farmers Carry (32/20kg)
10 Kettlebell Box Step Overs (20”)

These are you go, I go rounds…

Get those inventive team names and scores up to the whiteboard please…

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WoD - Friday 11th October, 2019

WoD - Friday 11th October, 2019

The Open is here, for the second time this year we will get after it! Iron those PJs and please ensure that all your button’s are done up! See below for further info:

20.1

• The evening will start at 16:30 and this will not follow the typical class schedule - we will work on a rolling basis until everyone has done the WoD. However please arrive prior to 19:00 - if you arrive after this we will look at you like this 😒😒😒
• Please stick around and help judge - your team partner will be announced tomorrow!
• If you can, please print and bring some score sheets - if everyone can bring a couple we will be golden
• Don’t forget to wear pyjamas and bring your £2 donation!
• There is still time to register! You can still complete the WoD on Friday night if not registered.

SUBMIT YOUR SCORES. THERE WILL BE A NON-NEGOTIABLE CUT OFF TIME OF 21:00 ON MONDAY

Now then now then, you morning revellers will still have a workout to perform, however I strongly suggest that you take the extra hour in bed so that you are fighting fit for the evening, when you find out how much easier training at night is!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Back Squats
5 - 5 - 5 - 5 - 5

Post 16:30
20.1

Those of you back squatting your butts to all new kinds of skinny jean repelling levels, please pop your scores to the whiteboard…

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WoD - Thursday 10th October, 2019

WoD - Thursday 10th October, 2019

Starting the day at 04:30 to take the hound out in the pissing rain was just fine until i decided to perform my finest superman impression in a mud bath! What a dog I have though, stopped and stared at me from a distance, probably waiting to see if after i’d finished cursing whether I was going to give him some ham or not.

For your guys sake, I genuinely hope the weather sorts it’s shit out for tomorrow and you have a beautiful day to run in…thankfully its only once.

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

For time: 
50 Calorie Assault Bike
800m Run
50 Calorie Row

Control the pace on the bike, speed up on the run back and sell your soul on the row. Times to the whiteboard afterwards please…

Oppo, in the pitch black vs the daylight, sat patiently waiting for his ball. Not at 5am sorry buddy!

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WoD - Wednesday 9th October, 2019

WoD - Wednesday 9th October, 2019

Guess what, a Tabata snatch hurts like living hell! Anyone else secure their fate during the first round? Ouch!

I’ve got nothing else for you, life currently hurts way too much! Luckily it’s hump day tomorrow, get over that and you are on your way to goodness.
Please remember that the box is closed this weekend for the L1. And so, utterly destroy yourselves on 20.1 this Friday night, and earn a couple of days off.

Guesses to 20.1 on a post card please!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

For time:
75 Double Unders
21 - 15 - 9
Hang power clean (60/40kg)
Toes To Bar
75 Double Unders

Genuinely, if you can still hold a pen, please write your times to the whiteboard…

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WoD - Tuesday 8th October, 2019

WoD - Tuesday 8th October, 2019

The teams are in and the stage is set! The CrossFit Games Open 20”20” is nearly upon us.

This post is almost entirely about just one of you…Fadi!

Registering for the open is only part of it my friend, get your arse logged back into your account and join our team…unless of course you really are the capped vigilante and want to go at this thing alone! Then, no stress, just let me into your cave once for a mooch!

For the rest of you non technophobic legends, the teams are up and ready to view on the Facebook group. Start plotting of ways with which you will be able to conjure up as many squids as humanly possible for your chosen charities. Let’s help them out.
Out do each other for the greater good!

20.1 Theme

Pyjama work out. Everyone who attends 20.1 is to turn up in their PJ’s. Please gents, ensure that they have a suitable flap! £2 entry fee as a charitable donation.

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

‘Mary’
Complete as many rounds and reps as possible within 20 minutes of: 
5 Handstand Push Ups
10 Pistols
15 Pull Ups

Please get your rounds plus reps up to the whiteboard and get out to enjoy the DOMs…
Just for reference at the 2019 CrossFit Games, the winning scores for Mary were:
Noah Olsen: 677 (22 plus 2 pull ups) 😳
Karissa Pearce: 695 (23 plus 5 handstand push ups) 😳

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WoD - Monday 7th October, 2019

WoD - Monday 7th October, 2019

Here it is team, the brief for the Open…

Tomorrow, teams will be decided, at random and placed under the charge of our seriously legit and passionate Team Captains.
Each team has an allocated charity and will be tasked to raise as much money as possible throughout the 5 weeks of the open in anyway they deem fit.

Each alternative week will see a specific theme brought forward by each team, again with the intention to raise funds. One team is responsible one week, the other the next. This will flip flop throughout the first four weeks of the open with CrossFit Cardiff deciding the theme for the final, 20.5.

As per example, Team *** is allocated 20.1 and therefore 20.3 and decides that on 20.1 athletes must come dressed as dinosaurs (I really hope someone chooses this by the way), then each team mate who does such will be required to make a charitable donation of a minimum £1.

Remember the goal. The team who raises the most amount of money for their charity wins. Splinter groups who decide to conduct extra curricular, gorilla style fund raising throughout the duration of the open is entirely fair game…just please ensure that it is all legal!

Team Captains and Charities

Team ****
Captain: Liam Addy
Charity: FaceUp Cymru. A small local charity that helps patients who have suffered head and neck cancers. With a 50% survival rate at 5 years and often debilitating surgery that leaves some unable to speak or be left with facial dis-figurement  they struggle psychologically. The charity helps with these issues.

Team ****
Captain: Christie Sull
Charity: Shelter Cymru describes itself as Wales's people and homes charity. Its vision is that a decent, secure home is a fundamental right and essential to the health and well-being of communities. They work for people in housing need by providing free, independent, expert housing advice and campaign to overcome the barriers which stand in the way of people in Wales having a decent, secure home.

Points to Note

  1. Now then, keep your eyes peeled tomorrow, for a release of the team rosters.
    FOR TEAM SELECTION, SIGN UP TO THE OPEN BY THE CLOSE OF PLAY TONIGHT

  2. Now I know that we typically allow our wonderful ladies to go first, however I know just how indecisive Christie is and am therefore confident that she will be grateful knowing that her allocated themed week is 20.2, so the second. Liam is also a legit gent and so will i’m sure, take one for the team.

  3. There is no need to fret or worry about the legit team names as per above, the first job for each team captain is to decide, with the aid of their teams, an appropriate team name. Remember, these names could likely be used in the public eye to assist with fund raising, so no Team BallBag please!
    TEAM NAMES DECIDED BY THURSDAY

Finally…remember what this open is about, please stick to the schedule as much as humanly possible, make sacrifices and understand that even though I love you lot dearly, none of you are going to win and take down Mat Fraser or Tia Toomey…sorry to burst that bubble. BUT…you could dedicate some time to demonstrate the power of the fucking amazing community we have (just like you did throughout the month of September last year) and collect some serious money and awareness to significantly help some folk local to us. Who knows, maybe even Tom Hardy will share an IG post again! 😉

Get excited about the next five weeks, and get excited about the workout tomorrow…

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Tabata Snatch (40/30kg)

Rest 1 min

Tabata Snatch (50/35kg)

Rest 1min

Tabata Snatch (60/40kg)

Rest 1min

Within 15 minutes establish a 1RM Snatch

Tabata is an 8 round interval of 20 seconds on, 10 seconds off.

Please record the total amount of reps, per load, to the whiteboard…

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