WoD - Monday 15th July, 2019

WoD - Monday 15th July, 2019

What an amazing weekend! A trip to the Commando Training Centre, heading to Swansea for some serious fun and frolics, but not before hitting a bad ass workout at CrossFit Cardiff on Saturday morning. Which, provided a significant stimulus for you guys, especially Christie…

Never have I have had to “check my pulse”, rather her pulse (anyone’s pulse) during a workout. Genuinely thinking that she was going to croak mid assault bike sprint left me wondering…have I finally gone too far!
Don’t worry, that thought soon left my mind and I am now back to normal!

Welcome back the Tribal Clash warriors, competing all weekend causing them to be forced to be removing sand, lodged into places that the sun doesn’t shine, for weeks to come! Congrats teams, hell of an effort. As far as we know, they finished 31st and 35th. Legit!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Overhead squat
4 - 3 - 2 - 1*  

*With the load used for the 1 rep overhead squat, perform one set of max reps Front Squat.

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WoD - Friday 12th July, 2019

WoD - Friday 12th July, 2019

Today marks the second annual Royal Marines Corps CrossFit Championships. A massive deal for the lads who have worked tirelessly to integrate the concept within their training.
Politics exist everywhere, and is rift within the military. I was once asked by a Sergeant Major of a very well respected UK Special Forces regiment while teaching him to Air Squat…”so you’re telling me that this stuff is going to get me fitter and more prepared for the job that I have been doing for the last 18 years??” “Yep!”…”Sir” 😬

It’s taken a long time, but CrossFit is now firmly routed within the highest levels of the British Military. Not only when in service but following. The Community has gotten a grip of those who desperately need it, and has literally saved their lives.
Tomorrow is a massive celebration and a big FUCK YOU to all those who kept slamming doors in our faces. Congratulations to those utter legends, the most selfless and humble humans on the planet, who have worked like dogs to make it a success.

It is only just the beginning!

And, guess the unbelievably talented one of your own who designed this bad ass logo…

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Complete as many rounds and reps as possible within 12 min of:
3 Strict Handstand Push Ups
6 Box Jump Over (30/24”)
9 Kipping Handstand Push Ups
12 Kettlebell Swings (24/16kg)

Final weekly round scores to the whiteboard please lovers…

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WoD - Thursday 11th July, 2019

WoD - Thursday 11th July, 2019

With the summer firmly on us, we will soon be larging it in the benefits of all the hard work put forth this winter. Putting your fitness to good use as you conduct activities long into the beautiful summer nights.
Or, perhaps sat in a sun kissed beer garden. Enjoying maybe too many drinks safe in the knowledge that you have not only worked hard for them, but your body’s superior level of fitness will dispel any dirty hang overs. Just like Conroy can.
Play with your kids, grandkids, even though you really do have that hang over, because you know what…thrusters and burpees and deadlifts and pull ups, muscle ups and box jumps and squats and even the assault bike will allow you to be able to do it. And all with a smile on your face safe in the knowledge that your kids know that you are the coolest Dad/Mam out there; you will thrash the other dads in the egg and spoon race for sure.

But we share, we embrace others, we are fiercely loyal yet wonderfully welcoming. And so, bring your buddies…

Monday 22nd - Sunday 28th of July

Bring a buddy to the gym, for free, and let them experience just what you will not shut up about!

Please email dafydd@crossfitcardiff.com with their names and email addresses and I will get them feeling all fluffy.

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

2 Rounds For Time:
100 Double unders
50 Medicine Ball Cleans (20/14lbs) 
25 Toes To Rings

Scores to the board please legends.

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WoD - Wednesday 10th July, 2019

WoD - Wednesday 10th July, 2019

The only real reason that we programmed that workout today is to make sure that Joey looked MASSIVE on the beach when completing at Tribal Clash this weekend!
I know what you’re thinking though, far too little too late?! But, it’s ok as he has promised not only to do the same workout again tomorrow and Friday before he travels, but also to get his pasty white arse out in the sunshine for as long as humanly possible prior to the allocated “wheels up” time and make sure that he tells everyone that he is actually representing CrossFit Aberdeen! 😉

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

3 Rounds For Time:
30 Deadlift (40/30kg)
15 Hang Squat Clean (40/30kg)
400m Run

Please chuck those lung burning times up to the whiteboard for me team…

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WoD - Tuesday 9th July, 2019

WoD - Tuesday 9th July, 2019

In case you weren’t sure, rowing 1,000m kind of messes up your ability to do muscle ups, weird! Anyone else struggle to hold anything for the rest of the night, nope…just me. Whatever! Holy forearms Batman!
Great workout though, a challenge. I was wondering if anyone could go unbroken…
I did have my money, all of it, on Matt Parry, but he must have spent waaaay too much time d**king about in Business class lounges getting his hands rubbed in essential oils!
Maybe the comfort of the front of the aircraft has left it’s toll, rather than be wiling to eek out the last few reps, dealing with the fact that he is uncomfortable, he drops off with two left. He’s changed!

Plus, you left your special sock in the car park…

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Bench Press*
8 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 8

*after each set:
5 Strict Pull Ups 
10 Press Ups

Get those massive loads up on the whiteboard please…

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WoD - Monday 8th July, 2019

WoD - Monday 8th July, 2019

Another Monday, another week! Lots of opportunity to get yourself smashed into the ground by Conroy, this time. The organisational wizard has devised a devilish week of brutality, set to be administered to you but the best team of coaches this side of Nagasaki! What a group of legends!

Groves Update
I know you ‘re all dying to find out what the week of abuse caused, well…he read every word and is coming back to the gym. Or so he says. Gradually at first, because he’s scared, but apparently planning to begin his quest to elite levels of Daddy fitness in August! Rally, send him hoards of shit on Facebook, IG and any other forms of communication. I think his number is on the toilet door at the Travellers Rest!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

For time:
1000m row 
15 Bar Muscle Ups
2000m Bike (1.2miles)
15 Ring Muscle Ups

This is going to be uncomfortable, but that’s ok, the best way is to get used to it. Times up please…

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WoD - Friday 5th July, 2019

WoD - Friday 5th July, 2019

Maybe a Saturday team WoD. You know, more time on your hands as you don’t have work, you can take a morning off the renovations and throw down in the sunshine with your buddies, just like the good old days. They will take the piss out of you for a spell, you’ll die during the workout…they will take the piss out of you even more. Then, the same friends will thrust a free beer into your hands, and another, forcing you to not only take the rest of the day off from house shit, but abandon your car outside the gym, turn your Bat Phone off and get sunburnt and shitface drunk in a local beer garden. In turn and due to a raging hang over, forcing you to take the next day off too!

Basically, it’s a win win situation.

CrossFit Cardiff Partner WoD

16 Rounds for time:
8 Front squats (70/50kg)
10m Hand Stand Walk
8 Handstand Push Up
8 Chest To Bar Pull Up

These are you go, I go rounds. and no, you do NOT need chalk for Front Squats!! Times to the whiteboard and descend on Groves’s house please…

Groves in full holiday mode

Groves in full holiday mode

WoD - Thursday 4th July, 2019

WoD - Thursday 4th July, 2019

We’ve got a bite team (a disgruntled one at that), and not just one but two! It only took two days! He’s on it, reading every word I know it! Put down the paint brush Groves and get your arse down to the box before it gets worse! Each additional day away increases the pain just that little bit more.

Maybe you are wondering why I have made a sudden assault on Groves? Apart from his Nano’s taking up vital room in my cupboard, it’s really on account of the wonderful face that he is able to produce while on the assault bike. And, I don’t want to deprive the rest of you of the same joy.
Plus I actually miss comments like…”yeah Davs, I’m not actually going to do all of those reps today!”

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

4 Rounds of, complete as many rounds and reps as possible within 3 minutes of:
10 Deadlifts (100/70kg)
10 Bar hop Burpees
30 Double Unders
1 min rest - max rep ab mat sit up

Yep, you ready it right. Instead of actually resting for a minute, just do ab mat sit ups instead! A far better idea! 👍🏼

Please write total rounds of the AMRAP and completed ab mat sit ups to the whiteboard…

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WoD - Wednesday 3rd July, 2019

WoD - Wednesday 3rd July, 2019

Now I know he’s reading it. We have only just begun but persistence is the trick. We need to set up an IG page…#findgroves and hound him until he cracks!
Never take no for an answer, all the bollocks about house renovation is merely an excuse! He’s afraid. Knowing that he has left it way too long to climb onto an assault bike, but now with the knowledge that we have more, more painful death machines he’d rather the plague than coming back to a warm welcome home.

Come on Groves, just come back in, how bad could it possibly be?!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

For Time:
1 Mile Bike
50 Wall Balls (20/14lbs)
1 Mile Row
50 Wall Balls (20/14lbs)
1 Mile Run 
50 Wall Balls (20/14lbs)

Please write your times to the whiteboard and text Groves immediately, tell him what he is missing…

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WoD - Tuesday 2nd July, 2019

WoD - Tuesday 2nd July, 2019

How much fun was that WoD?? Not knowing if you will fly through the high rings at any moment due to a lack of feeling in those guns, legit!

We must rally. Bind together like chalk after Ash has had his sweaty mitts in there, preparing for sprints on the concept 2 bike erg (of course you need chalk)! Over the last few months there has been something missing, a void of banter, making that gym quiet and cold, barren! Of course I am referring to Groves!
Mark Groves to be precise.

Take turns, daily, to hound him. Saturate his inbox, facebook wall, slide into his IG DMs and get that man back! Grove, these nanos aren’t going to train themselves!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Every minute, on the minute, for 10 minute

3 Touch and Go Power Snatch

The goal for these sets is to increase loading throughout. Get those small increments up on the whiteboard please…

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WoD - Friday 28th June, 2019

WoD - Friday 28th June, 2019

Come on summer! We’ve been working our nuts off this week to look beach ready! Show us the sunshine. More importantly than the beach, is Glastonbury. Apparently, 75% of the gym’s membership base is attending this years festival, and the coaching team don’t only appreciate the break, but sincerely hope that you all don’t get pissed on too much!

Be aware, in order to actually get any cider, you will need to get up exceptionally early in order to beat Conroy. He loves a good flagon…

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

In teams of 3 and For max reps in 20 minutes:
20 - 15 - 10 - 5 - As Many Reps as possible
1000m - 750m - 500m - 250
Hang Power Cleans
(Male Loading: 60, 70, 80, 90 and 100kg - Female loading: 40, 45, 50, 55 and 60kg)
Row

A cheeky pull and kind of a pull. Scores to the whiteboard please, and enjoy your weekend.

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WoD - Thursday 27th June, 2019

WoD - Thursday 27th June, 2019

Holy forearms, latissimi dorsi and biceps tendons Batman. Next week we shall program the same workout but with 10 press ups added, is there a better way to prep for the beach?!

The problem with excellent anonymous banter is that it is very short lived! Due to the anonymity a retaliation is impossible and therefore as a result, hilarity ceases.
Now you merely have to be punished by a reduced level of entertainment as I am now terrified of inserting a , where it shouldn’t be. A ; out of place or even chucking in too many .’s in an ellipsis.
Now, I can still lead a of 8 heavily armed Marines in a live fire section attack, navigate 4 multi-million pound amphibious landing craft in echelon formation, at night. And intubate a patient when required, through the sunroof of his or her vehicle, and so once I have read my book, I will nearly be the whole package. All that’s left is to do something about my hair.

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

3 Rounds For Time:
40 Walking Lunges 
20 Strict Ring Dips
10 Deadlifts (140/100kg)

Times up to the whiteboard please. Mind the friction burns on your biceps, not sure what I mean…wait until you get in the shower.

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WoD - Wednesday 26th June, 2019

WoD - Wednesday 26th June, 2019

Kelly is one of those old school, vomit inducing, “I don’t really have to drop this Wall Ball” kind of, leg punishing workouts that often causes significant cherry picking.
It did just that many years ago, in the old gym, when we had a complete no show for the old 7pm class, something that hadn’t happened in years.
The remedy was brutally simple. Those who picked the devilish fruit, were forced to perform the workout, until everyone had been through. It was easy. Either that or they were made to walk to the local weir and cleanse their sins!

Now I’m writing this on Monday afternoon, and so and hopeful that I will be dunking some of you in the Taff tomorrow!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

10 Rounds For Time:
10 Pull Ups
10 Toes To Bar

Gymnastic and GRIP central. Try and get your times up please…

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WoD - Tuesday 25th June, 2019

WoD - Tuesday 25th June, 2019

The first day in nearly a week and I can now, just about, walk properly! Which is more than can be said for my mental puppy. He is so consumed by playing with other dogs that he is able to completely ignore any form of pain or pleasure.
Regardless of whether his eyes are barely held open through exhaustion, or if I literally insert his favourite treat up his right (hunting dogs’) nostril, should he spot another playful pooch (not limited to but including any Spaniel, Vizla, Terrier, Bulldog, Lab, Retriever, German Shepherd, Greyhound, Pug or Poodle, a Beagle, a Boxer, a Great Dane and even a Chinese Crested Dog), Oppo does not care, he does not display any prejudice, following a quick star down, the game is on…whether both pups want it or not!

He is, as I have come to know him as…”A little F**ker!! 😉

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

“Kelly”
5 rounds for time:
400m run
30 Box Jumps (24/20”)
30 Wall Balls (20/14lbs)

Get those red whiteboard markers out please you squatting machines. Newly improved times to the board…

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WoD - Monday 24th June, 2019

WoD - Monday 24th June, 2019

Genuinely, I still can’t walk without locking my legs fully out on every step. Wednesday’s repeat hero workout brutalised me. Coupled with the Assault bike sprints and the 90 wall balls I did yesterday, the past few days have not been much fun!

However, on looking back at my score from September, I was actually surprised to find out that I had performed way less work; finishing the set of 46 Thrusters and some double unders last time around. The surprise was the pain. My legs certainly were’t ok after the first experience in September, but they were nothing like that.

I am utterly convinced that the difference in the numbers at least, is the community. Multiple times in the 11 years that I have been doing CrossFit, have I had this experience. Training on your own has never and will never cause athletes to push to their true margins. If you don’t believe me, do Fran alone tomorrow and let me know how you do.

Welcome to the week, I hope your legs are feeling far better than mine, as tomorrow they day has eventually come…retest day

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Back squat
Within 30 minutes establish a 1RM

GET THOSE NEW LEGIT LOADS ON THE WHITEBOARD PLEASE…IN RED MARKER IF A NEW PB!!

Good Luck!!

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WoD - Friday 21st June, 2019

WoD - Friday 21st June, 2019

When I first started CrossFit I thought that it had a vendetta against my measly little legs, punishing them with squats today and lunges tomorrow, deadlifts the next. And then I listened to Sherwood. The sadist creator of CrossFit Linchpin, an online presence that I often turn to in order to punish myself.

Another lesson I powerfully learnt was that CrossFit.com (look at it) programmed it’s workouts to exceed the capacity of the world’s fittest athletes. Now being a Former Marine I thought I was bullet proof, especially when I put the coveted green beret on, now I was 10 ft tall and bullet proof. Or, in the words of Ozzy Man…YEEEAH NAAA YEEEEAH! I remember looking at the workout Angie:
For Time:
100 Pull Ups
100 Press Ups
100 Sit Ups
100 Air Squats
…and thinking “how the f**k am I supposed to do 100 pull ups in a row"?” and then being entirely humbled watching a video of Chris Spealer do it…

“Yeah but his feet are anchored in the sit ups!!!”…Okay!! 👍🏼

Tomorrow’s workout was not gained from Linchpin, nor CrossFit.com, neither was it inspired by either, but it certainly will fit the above statements. Scale, preserve the stimulus, stay safe and fight another day…it will still mess you right up but don’t worry, this time you have safety in numbers…

CrossFit Cardiff Team WoD

Within Teams of 3, 3 Rounds for time of:
15 Overhead Squats (90/70kg)
75 Toes To Bar
75 Burpee Box Jump Over (20”)

One athlete working at any one time.

Please record total times to the whiteboard…

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WoD - Thursday 20th June, 2019

WoD - Thursday 20th June, 2019

Rather than entertain you with yet another hilarious anecdote, I have some house keeping…

The items from the fridge are not for free, on loan, nor do we enforce any form of payment plan. The gym works on a trust policy, it always has. We treat you like adults and fully expect the same in return. If you want something from there it’s more than ok, just pay for it, immediately and in full.
No balancing or IOUs can be accrued, I’m sorry but try doing that at Starbucks and comment how far you get.

The above statement however does not apply to beer. That you can have for free…

“So you’re telling me that your gym gets you fitter than any other could in Cardiff, while hanging out with way cooler people that you could find in any other in Cardiff, gives you free beer but wants you to pay for water…erm…sign me up!”

Anyway, back to it. And I am just a little bit excited about seeing what carnage this workout causes.

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

For Max Calories on the Assault Bike, sprint for:
Round 1: 10 Seconds
Round 2: 20 Seconds
Round 3: 30 Seconds
Round 4: 40 Seconds
Round 5: 50 Seconds
Round 6: 60 Seconds

Between each round rest 5 times the work period. Eg. Round 1 10 seconds sprint followed by 50 seconds rest.

If you hadn’t already guessed, this workout is fun! Please calculate the sum of total calories completed and get them up to the whiteboard…

Oh and guess what’s we’re getting at the box…

Satan’s alternative ride!

Satan’s alternative ride!

WoD - Wednesday 19th June, 2019

WoD - Wednesday 19th June, 2019

Buns (of steel) ok team? Well you have made it through the recent squat focused cycle, with those of you who have smashed your midlines into the next oblivion with Ash and his devilish mobility classes, you can rest assured that whenever you are next required to lift a 1RM back squat, it will be far more than the last time you did so!

*no blame will be taken for those who don’t, especially if it is caused through being total muppets.

Tomorrow we re-visit a Royal Marines Hero from our month of September…

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Royal Marine Corporal Seth Stephens was killed in southern Afghanistan on 1 July 2010.

Cpl Seth Stephens was posthumously awarded the Conspicuous Gallantry Cross for his bravery after rescuing comrades from the Special Boat Service who were pinned down by heavy fire 

In his citation for the award, that is second only to the Victoria Cross, the court heard that the former Royal Marine had "almost certainly saved the lives of his comrades" after exposing himself to enemy fire during a substantial gun battle. 

In a story that has never been told before, the inquest heard that Cpl Stephens was part of a large British and Afghan special forces raid on a Taliban headquarters in Helmand province. 

In the early hours of July 1 2010, Chinooks carrying the teams landed near Haji Wakil village in the Bahram Chah area at 2am and quickly came under determined enemy resistance. 

After more than five hours of heavy fighting the SBS force found "progress extremely difficult" as they fought their way through an orchard coming under fire from all sides, the inquest in Bournemouth heard.

On his own initiative Cpl Stephens, 42, used a ladder to climb a 9ft compound wall and began to fire down onto enemy positions that were attacking the men stranded in the orchard. 

"In adopting this position he would have been acutely aware of his own vulnerability," the inquest was told. 

A SBS commando who followed him into the compound was shot and wounded by an insurgent firing over a 7ft wall close to Cpl Stephens. The commando tried to warn him of the threat as the gunman had a clear line of sight onto Cpl Stephens. 

Between 15 and 30 seconds later Cpl Stephens was shot in the back of the head in the exposed area between his helmet and body armour. 

It is not known how many enemy were killed but outside court Lt Col Freddie Kemp, from the MoD's inquest unit, said it was a "significant firefight but we came out on top". 

Sheriff Payne, the coroner, said: "Cpl Stephens made a conscious decision to move to provide more effective covering fire. 

"He was in a very exposed position under accurate fire at increased risk to himself. 

"That single act of selfless bravery almost certainly saved the lives of his comrades."

Corporal Seth Stephens was a truly popular man. He was blessed with the innate ability to brighten the darkest room; he also possessed a disarming sense of humour. Measured and thoughtful, his strength came from a depth of experience and knowledge that he was keen to share with others.

Armed with a positive ‘can do’ approach to every task, he was a trusted friend and colleague. A team member he most certainly was, but it was as an individual that his true colours were best displayed. Never one to follow the well-trodden path, he was confident in his own abilities and was always looking for new challenges.

Above all else Corporal Stephens was a doting husband and father. His absolute dedication and unfailing love for his family was abundantly clear for everybody to see. He could always be relied upon to be there for his family and friends, whose needs he always placed before his own.

Their loss is immeasurable and our condolences go to them. If there is some solace to be gained, it lies in knowing that Corporal Stephens died doing the job he genuinely loved, alongside comrades that had the utmost admiration for him.

He leaves behind his wife Karen and daughters Heather and Molly.

Corporal Seth Stephens
Within 10mins complete an ascending ladder of:
Thrusters (35/25kg)
Double Unders
1, 10, 19, 28…
7, 16, 25, 34…
Adding 9 reps to each movement each round

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WoD - Tuesday 18th June, 2019

WoD - Tuesday 18th June, 2019

Is it just me or as anyone else’s lungs and forearms on fire?

Now, don’t you guys stress out, tomorrow is planned to be the last exposure, purely to a back squatting heavy day until we re-test our 1RM next week. It is however a little different…we have a wave.
Work as hard as you can to push the loads up on the sets, take a slightly longer rest period on the way back up the reps with the focus being that you are able to squat the same loads.

Grit your nashers as it is going to be hard, hard but lots of fun!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Back Squat Wave
9 - 7 - 5
5 - 7 - 9

Pyramid up and back down in weight. The Goal is to maintain the same loads for the sets of 7 and 9, on the way back up. 

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WoD - Monday 17th June, 2019

WoD - Monday 17th June, 2019

I am extremely excited. In fact, I am as excited as an excited person who…has a special reason to be excited! And the reason why…it is my week to deliver to you a small window into my sadistic mind, done so through some good old fashioned, shared suffering.

And you…are going to love it!

Hopefully you have had awesome weekends, relish tonight, the last time this week that you will find yourself not in excessive amounts of DOM’s induced “discomfort!” 😉❤️😘

It’s all for you!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

4 Rounds, each for time of:
6 Deadlift (70/50kg)
8 Power Cleans (70/50kg)
10 Shoulder To Overhead (70/50kg)
20 Pull Ups

Rest 3mins between Rounds…

Each round is designed to be a sprint where athletes are expected to hopefully move throughout with unbroken sets. Scale loads appropriately in order to achieve this.

Grit your teeth and push hard! If you are able to operate a whiteboard marker afterwards, then please record your times to the whiteboard…

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